Friday, April 8, 2011

Major League Bummer

You know what I hate?  Baseball players who pump junk into their systems and claim to be athletes.  That's like getting Botox every six weeks and claiming to be "naturally" wrinkle free.  Oooh, but it's a naturally occurring bacterium.  Human Growth Hormone occurs naturally in the body, so injecting more of it into your ass is totally kosher.

Manny, seriously?  Is it silly of me to be surprised as more names get drawn into this mire of crap?  I hate asterisks.  I hate them.  I hate how they hang up there, broadcasting their nefarious purpose.  Yeah, he did this.  Sort of.  But there's more to the story.  And you're probably not gonna like it.

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